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KEK APPROVED

section 01 / a introduction

i am KEK

i am a plushie. i approve things. that is my hole job and bussiness is booming.

you ask for permision. i give a thumbs up. you did not even need permision but now you are approved and it feel grate, dosent it.

approved: yesdenied: neverthumbs: upkek certifyed

Kek plushie ringing the gem alarm, billions must kek

$KEK

section 02 / the coin part

total supply

1,000,000,000

one billion. all of them approved.

living on

pump.fun

i pressed the button with my whole face.

utilty

approval

that is it. that is the utilty.

other coins beg for validation. i simply approve the chart and it go up out of respekt.

1,000,000,000 $KEK on pump.fun. that is 1 kek for every persen who has ever needed a thumbs up and recieved nothing.

twitter pump.fun dexscreener

section 03 / the approval acadmy

how 2 kek

keking is free. keking is easy. keking is legal in most juristictions.

Official Kek Approved trading card with 40 HP

step 1: find a thing. any thing.
step 2: look at it. deeply. judge it.
step 3: raise thumb. slowly. menaceingly.
step 4: say 'kek' outloud or in your head.
step 5: it is approved now. congradulations.

warning: once you approve something you cannot un-approve it. the thumb is permant.

An army of Kek plushies holding kek approved flags

anonymous (kek) 08/25/26(tue)

>be me
>green, round, permant thumbs up
>guy shows me his new coin
>asks "is it good sir"
>i look at it for 0.0001 second
>thumb already up. it was never down.
>he starts crying tears of joy
>everyone in the room starts keking
>the coins chart go vertical
>i did nothing. i never do anything.
>he ask what is my secrit
>i say "i approve of you"
>he buy 1 billion $KEK on the spot
>mfw approval is the strongest force in the univers

not financial advise. i am a plushie.

section 05 / unverifed lore

i invented approval

befor me, nobody knew if anything was good. it was chaos. i raised my thumb one time and the hole world went quiet and that is history now, look it up (do not look it up).

Kek plushie covered in diamonds, extremely approved

Kek approving a harvest of very good oranges

Kek Approved plushie giving an official thumbs up

0 denials

1,000,000,000 approvals

my standards are low. my approval is perfict.

Kek Approved plushie inspecting the approval grounds

fig. 1 — me, approving professionaly, 14 hour shift

section 06 / the approval grounds

world keking champion

anonymous (kek) — no.10000000

>be me, 7am, shelf
>begin approving. no warm up. pro.
>a bug walk past
>i approve the bug instantly
>bug did not ask. did not matter.
>lady with camra says "aww"
>i approve her too. thumb never moved.
>she leave. blessed forever.
>sun go down. still approving.
>mfw i have been approving since tuesday

excessivly soft. incredibly supportive. undefeeted in keking since birth.

approving from outer space

section 07 / the end. go outside. give thumbs up. kek.